Elf HQ ✦ Still brewing

It’s 10pm. The elf hasn’t moved. Breathe.

Elf HQ is coming: a whole library of easy elf ideas and setups, from ‘it’s 10pm and I’ve got nothing’ to full-on showstoppers, mostly using stuff you’ve already got at home.

no glue gun. no craft shop. no crying.

Plus 5 free elf setups to use tonight.

No spam. Unsubscribe any time.

last year at my place. real setups, real mess.

Lights off. Head on the pillow. Then it hits you. The bloody elf.

So you grab your phone and scroll for ideas. Half of them need a glue gun, a craft store and a free afternoon. You’ve got a packet of frozen peas and whatever’s left of your patience.

I know that moment well. Elf HQ is the fix I wish I’d had.

Sammy Crockett smiling

Who’s behind it

Hi, I’m Sammy. Thirteen Christmases of moving an elf.

That’s a lot of nights. A lot of last-minute ideas. A lot of learning what actually works when you’re knackered.

So I’m building the thing I wish I’d had: one place with every easy setup, sorted and ready to go.

I’ve done the panic. This is the fix. x

A first look at the idea. The real thing is still brewing.

What’s brewing

Open it. Pick one. Done.

  • Search by how much energy you've got.Knackered? There's a quick one. Feeling fancy? Go all out.
  • Search by what's in the cupboard.Peas, beans, toothpaste, a broom. Use what you've already got.
  • Printables, ready when you are.Notes and place cards to print, no craft store run.

Not a course. Not homework. Just easy elf ideas that work at 10pm.

Yours tonight, free

Can’t decide? Let the elf pick.

Five setups, all free when you join the waitlist. Tap the button and see what tonight’s looking like.

Peas and Quiet elf setup ideaNIGHT 01

Peas & Quiet

Finally… a little peace. And peas.

You'll need: Frozen peas and a clear container, plus your elf.

✦ A quick one

Plus 5 free elf setups to use tonight.

No spam. Unsubscribe any time.

Why join the waitlist?

  • You're first in.The moment Elf HQ opens, you hear about it before anyone else.
  • Your best price, first.When Elf HQ opens, waitlisters get it at the lowest price it'll ever be, for the first 24 hours only.
  • Five free setups tonight.No waiting for launch day to get started.
  • A first look at the elf letters.Welcome and goodbye letters from your elf, written for you.

Quick questions

Before you pop your name in

Is this going to cost me?

Joining the waitlist is free, and so are the 5 setups. Elf HQ itself will be a paid library, and waitlisters get first dibs at the lowest price it'll ever be.

When does it open?

It's still brewing. I'd rather open it right than rush it. Join the waitlist and you'll be the first to know.

Will you spam me?

No. You'll get your free setups, a heads-up when Elf HQ opens, and the odd easy elf idea. Unsubscribe any time with one click.

Is it a course?

Nope. No videos to sit through, no homework. It's a library: open it, find an idea that suits tonight, set it up, go to bed.

I already have the free guide. Can I still join?

Yes. Pop your email in and you're on the waitlist.

Save your spot. Then go to bed.

Plus 5 free elf setups to use tonight.

No spam. Unsubscribe any time.

See you at Elf HQ. x Sammy